A visit to the cereal café
Breakfast cereal is toasted, granulated defeat, sprinkled with sugar, riboflavin, and iron filings. It’s all already there for you, and you just pour milk on top. Breakfast cereal is enjoyed by children because children are too passive and stupid to make a real breakfast for themselves.
The first paragraph is a tour de force, and judging by the place’s website, I have no reason to disbelieve anything in the review. Anything.
“A visit to the cereal café” by Sam Kriss for Idiot Joy Showland
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